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My Funny Kids 5

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It has been some time since I have posted a batch of funny things my kids have said.  Well, I am about to remedy that right now.  I offer you the fifth instalment of My Funny Kids.

McAuley: “Instead of a nap maybe we could just quietly lay in bed and talk with God.”

Me: “Yeah, & how likely is that going to happen?”

 

McAuley: “Hello Dad. I didn’t break something down stairs. I didn’t.”  Greeting I received when I got home from work.

 

McAuley: “I can’t wait until I am older so I can know what you & mom are talking about.”

 

Me: “Rowan, your mom is full of it.”

Rowan: “Deuce”

Me: “Yes, your mom is full of deuce.”

 

Zayne: “Sometimes I say I am fine when I am really not fine.”  Still not sure if it is hereditary or if you are just taught this from an early age, but all you girls seem to do this.

 

Zayne: “Your tummy is jiggly Dad, but not as jiggly as mom’s.”  My daughter has mastered the fine art of the complisult: part compliment part insult.  

 

McAuley: “I wish there were two of me. One to play my DS, and one that gets to go to church.”

 

McAuley: “When you get cold your hair grows.” – Discovering & coming to terms with goose bumps.

 

Zayne: “Oh thank U so very much for bringing us. And I guess I should probably pray & thank God for letting us go too.”  I can’t remember where we took the kids, but it must have been thanks worthy.

Dating Made Easy

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I am sorry for the lack of posts.  My wife was away on a short trip and I stayed back to keep the fort.  Needless to say keeping things in order is a big task, and I had very little time to post much of anything.  As a make nice gesture I thought I would share a helpful video.  I am sure all my single friends out there wished dating was this easy.

 

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Something For the Ladies

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My last post created quite a bit of controversy.  How exactly could a post about an awesome shirt create controversy?  The problem resides in the fact it is obviously such a testosterone infused manly man’s shirt no woman could wear it.  Not to worry ladies, I totally understand your plight.  I have heard your cries and I have found a solution.  I have discovered such an estrogen infused womanly woman’s shirt such that, if it was possible, the union between it and the Three Wolf tee would produce a vortex of awesomeness such that it could potentially consume the ENTIRE WORLD.  Gentlemen, if you are looking for the perfect gift for your lady this fine Christmas season, look no further.  Be sure to check out the reviews if you are unsure of the shirts power.   You can check it out here: The Mountain T-Shirt Unicorn Castle Tee

All I Want For Christmas

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My wife thinks that I am a difficult person to buy for.  I already have too many books (according to her), and the electronic gadgets I like are too expensive (according to her).  Well low and behold I have found the PERFECT gift.  All I want for Christmas is the Three Wolf Moon tee shirt.  So will you after reading all the product reviews.  If you are in need of an awesome  piece of clothing (wolves make everything awesome), or simply a good laugh, be sure to check out the reviews.  If you are looking for a gift for me, CLICK BELOW!  Hint…  Hint…

The Mountain Three Wolf Moon Short Sleeve Tee

Arguments for Legalizing Marijuana

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If you have been paying attention to recent developments in the USA, one issue which may have caught your eye is the growing movement to legalize marijuana.  Yes sir, the push is on in many states to legalize both medical and recreational usage.  At the time of this post fourteen states have already decriminalized the usage of cannabis, while two states, Colorado and Washington, have outright legalized it.

Maybe this isn’t an issue that would typically pop up on your radar. I know for the most part, depending on your age and/or worldview, you may be unfamiliar with the key arguments touted by the grassroots (pun intended) legalization lobby. I typically work with young people, so this issue tends to pop up in conversation more often than I would probably like. The one consistent argument I have to deal with is the “seemingly” harmless impact of cannabis usage. The old “No One is Getting Hurt” defense is never a satisfying argument in any debate. Thanks to Steven Crowder, who with his usual wit and insight, pokes holes in this, and many other standard arguments used to justify the legalization of marijuana. Check out his video below.

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