It has been some time since I have posted a batch of funny things my kids have said.  Well, I am about to remedy that right now.  I offer you the fifth instalment of My Funny Kids.

McAuley: “Instead of a nap maybe we could just quietly lay in bed and talk with God.”

Me: “Yeah, & how likely is that going to happen?”

 

McAuley: “Hello Dad. I didn’t break something down stairs. I didn’t.”  Greeting I received when I got home from work.

 

McAuley: “I can’t wait until I am older so I can know what you & mom are talking about.”

 

Me: “Rowan, your mom is full of it.”

Rowan: “Deuce”

Me: “Yes, your mom is full of deuce.”

 

Zayne: “Sometimes I say I am fine when I am really not fine.”  Still not sure if it is hereditary or if you are just taught this from an early age, but all you girls seem to do this.

 

Zayne: “Your tummy is jiggly Dad, but not as jiggly as mom’s.”  My daughter has mastered the fine art of the complisult: part compliment part insult.  

 

McAuley: “I wish there were two of me. One to play my DS, and one that gets to go to church.”

 

McAuley: “When you get cold your hair grows.” – Discovering & coming to terms with goose bumps.

 

Zayne: “Oh thank U so very much for bringing us. And I guess I should probably pray & thank God for letting us go too.”  I can’t remember where we took the kids, but it must have been thanks worthy.