It has been some time since I have posted a batch of funny things my kids have said. Well, I am about to remedy that right now. I offer you the fifth instalment of My Funny Kids.
McAuley: “Instead of a nap maybe we could just quietly lay in bed and talk with God.”
Me: “Yeah, & how likely is that going to happen?”
McAuley: “Hello Dad. I didn’t break something down stairs. I didn’t.” Greeting I received when I got home from work.
McAuley: “I can’t wait until I am older so I can know what you & mom are talking about.”
Me: “Rowan, your mom is full of it.”
Me: “Yes, your mom is full of deuce.”
Zayne: “Sometimes I say I am fine when I am really not fine.” Still not sure if it is hereditary or if you are just taught this from an early age, but all you girls seem to do this.
Zayne: “Your tummy is jiggly Dad, but not as jiggly as mom’s.” My daughter has mastered the fine art of the complisult: part compliment part insult.
McAuley: “I wish there were two of me. One to play my DS, and one that gets to go to church.”
McAuley: “When you get cold your hair grows.” – Discovering & coming to terms with goose bumps.
Zayne: “Oh thank U so very much for bringing us. And I guess I should probably pray & thank God for letting us go too.” I can’t remember where we took the kids, but it must have been thanks worthy.