I apologize for the lack of posts.  With the CFCM conference, and with all the catching up one has after such an event, you can imagine why I wasn’t able to post anything.  In order to make nice I thought I would share some more funny things I have had the privilege of hearing my children say.  I hope you enjoy.

 

McAuley: “They have Cauliflower, do they have Zayneflower?”

 

McAuley: “My God, He is an awesome God. He shows His underwear from heaven above.” His attempt to sing Awesome God,

 

Zayne: “Hello my dad, my one & only dad.”

 

McAuley: “Look at my masterpiece. I actually made four masterpieces.”

Me: “Four masterpieces in one day eh? You have been busy.”

 

Zayne: “I am just thinking how much I love you & how blessed I am to have a dad.” Can’t help but make you feel special.

 

McAuley: “Mom, if I am not talking that means I am not breathing.”

 

McAuley: “Dad, do some spies have Jesus in their heart?”

Me: “Spies are people too.”

 

McAuley: “Someday can I work in a comic book store and sell comics?”

Emily: “Yes, you can work in a comic store, but you will likely never get married.”

 

McAuley: “Dad, some day you are going to die.”

Me: “Yes, and some day you will too.”

McAuley: “Yes, but not at the same time.”

Me: “True, unless of course you’re in the back seat.”

 

McAuley: “What is sarcasm? Is it something you eat?”