With all the activity and demands on my schedule this week I thought I would continue the “What’s It Worth” series Monday.  In the meantime I thought you could do with a healthy dose of my reality.  Not to worry, thanks to God and my family, my reality tends to be laced with humorous events.  I hope you enjoy.  Check back in on Monday for the continuation of the “What’s It Worth” series.

 

McAuley: “You. You. You. You have broken the chains, broken the chains.” He was on the toilet yelling this at the top of his lungs.  Not too sure if I should have been worried.

 

McAuley: “It feels like a campfire on my bum.” This statement happened at a different time and has no connection to the last quote.  I just wanted to make sure I clarified that. 

 

Zayne: I don’t ever really have too much on my mind. I’m usually just thinking about being a princess & princess things.

 

Zayne: “Roses are red. Violets are blue. Most of the time I love you. Would you stay for an hour or two?”  This was a poem I overheard as I was walking past her bedroom.

 

Zayne: “Let’s get out of here! We need to fly the kook.” I am sure she meant coop and not some crazy person.

 

Zayne: “Do princesses burp?”

 

McAuley: “I have got some bad news for you. Bees sting you when they are happy.”

 

McAuley: “Dad, I have VISIBLE friends.“

Me: “Thank God for that.”

 

McAuley: “When I am 99 will I be an adult? When I am 200 will I be a grandpa?”

Me: “I sure hope so!”

 

McAuley: “Deliver him from SLUGS God.” We were praying for someone to be delivered from an addiction to drugs. I don’t think McAuley understood, but God did.  I like to think this guy now has an amazing garden as well as a new found freedom from drugs.